mmmm weather

Based on a true story that happened 40 min ago..

You sitting in class... knowing the weather forecast would be a 55% chance of rain, you thought it would be a drizzle

Note Children, your English teacher just gave you a $104 text book, along with your 3 other textbooks you must carry,
You had to sew your back pack back together due to it breaking, he tells you he wants you all to grow up and lift some weights.
You agree. You accept the book challenge.. 

You hear a light rumble, you look outside to see pouring rain, like heavy bullets of broken dreams... (Lol)
You shrug it off knowing your dad's car was close to the school's back door, and as the bell rung you walked into the clustered hallways of people screaming about the rain, You respond haistly while moving people out of the way 
"Come on you fools it's only a little rain!" As you laugh and walk down another hallway to the back door.

I took a deep breathe assured your friends and strangers. "I got dis." As you walk outside, immediately you are soaked in rain, you turn your head back to many curious eyes, you smile and make your way to the parking lot

UH OH you forgot you got a new rental car, for your old car was in the shoppe. You didn't realize this you freak out on the inside and casually stroll back into the hallway. People look at you in awe, "Ehhh i forgot we got a new rental car." You say laughingly.
You notice your friend/wife Cat, and your other wife/friend Kiyuki, and your beloved teammate Carly. Walking up to you. 

Your one text book is ruined, the one that isn't that important. you got to keep it anyway it was yours, your textbooks that truly mattered were untouched, a little damp but no harm done. You realize it is a red van, you got the guts to make another trip out there, inviting your one wife, Cat left and you had Kiyuki but she stayed behind, You go with Carly in the pouring rain once more to see your van you get in and mike it home..

Now children, you wrap yourself in sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt and sit at your desk. 
With your oatmeal raisin cookies, a soda, and your beloved rock salt anxiety candle, lit up next to you with the smell of pumpkin. About to play video games, and relax finally..

THE END!

ehhhehehehheehe this is what happened to me after i got home today!!:bademoticon: i am okay now i am a blanket burrito lol :bademoticon: 
anyway here was a story about my zero fucks!:bademoticon:  
Featured irl friends in the story!
Httpkiyu 
CatIsMe 
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